Horticultural Viagra! Roll up your sleeves, get your hands dirty and make one of the masculine wonders of the living world. Easy to understand instructions and everything you need to make your own perfectly formed penis cactus. Voila!
Perfect gift for a “hard-to-buy for” friend or relation. Smiles guaranteed!
LITTLE PRICK Penis Cactus Kit:
3 x mini cactus (1 erect, 2 rounded) in 5cm pots*
10.5cm coloured plastic pot*
Approx. 100g of potting compost
Approx. 140g Royal Horticultural Society mineral grey horticultural grit
*species of cactus and colour of plastic pot subject to availability