Pop your #peniscactus cherry with the generous Sink The Pink. Gay, straight, AC/DC, Sink The Pink, it’s all the fashion, drink the drink, it’s old-fashioned, gimme water, gimme wine*, gonna show you a good time.
Just like in real life, not all balls are created equal, but that doesn’t make them any less beautiful. Get your laughing gear around this.
*please don’t water your #peniscactus with wine
The central echinopsis is a large genus of cacti native to South America, sometimes known as hedgehog cactus, sea-urchin cactus or Easter lily cactus. This has beautiful purple flowers and is flanked by one parodia leninghausii and one parodia warasii surrounded Royal Horticultural Society mineral grey horticultural grit and yellow ChicGeek plant label.
Approx. dimensions – Pot circumference 18 cm
TheChicGeek is the Willy Wanka of Fabulous PlantsTM. His prized collection of GIANT PRICKS* are one-of-a-kind, never to be repeated plants with personality and the names to match. They are SUPERSIZED living and breathing works of phallic art. Peruse TheChicGeek’s personal collection of master erections, and, wonderfully, they are all for sale. Happy voyeuring!
*no cacti were harmed in the making.