Do you really want to hurt me? Well, this stunning, prick-free orchid cactus certainly won’t. But, it will wow with its generous red flowers come spring. From southern Mexico, this sculptural cactus is watching you thanks to its two asymmetric ‘eyes’. The eyes have it!
Red orchid cactus (disocactus ackermannii) with two ‘eyes’ of the parodia warasii in square fuchsia pink pot, Royal Horticultural Society mineral grey horticultural grit and yellow ChicGeek plant label.
Approx. dimensions – Pot 11cm square
TheChicGeek is the Willy Wanka of Fabulous Plants. His prized collection of GIANT PRICKS* are one-of-a-kind, never to be repeated plants with personality and the names to match. They are SUPERSIZED living and breathing works of phallic art. Peruse TheChicGeek’s personal collection of master erections, and, wonderfully, they are all for sale. Happy voyeuring!
*no cacti were harmed in the making.