These pricks would never drop. Christmas trees are so Victorian, move along, please… Opt instead for a ready-made ChicGeek BIG PRICK with a festive spin. Guaranteed to be erect Christmas morning, this glorious creation can live on long after Twelfth Night.
Three perfectly arranged mini cactus* in 12cm vibrantly coloured plastic pot* dressed with stylish Royal Horticultural Society mineral grey horticultural grit a seasonal garland of green tinsel in limited-edition Penis Cactus box. Give the gift of cock this Christmas!
Final dimensions approx. 12cm x 23cm
*species of cactus and colour of plastic pot subject to availability