GO BIG OR GO HOME! It’s all about the size of your package with TheChicGeek’s BIG PRICK make-your-own penis cactus kit. Easy to understand instructions and everything you need to make your own perfectly formed penis cactus. Watch others turn as green as your cactus when they see your BIG PRICK!
BIG PRICK Penis Cactus Kit:
1 x erect cactus 8.5cm pot*
1 x mini cactus (rounded) in 5cm pots*
12cm coloured plastic pot*
Approx. 100g of potting compost
Approx. 140g Royal Horticultural Society mineral grey horticultural grit
*species of cactus and colour of plastic pot subject to availability